Do you believe in Age?

Age is a cheater, dont believe in it!!!

It plays a game, a psychological game, with each and every one of us. One who understands this bluff will surely win against age.

What kind of game does it play? Do you want to know? Ok, just read through carefully -

Oh god not again, I am looking sooo soooo ugly, wrinkles all over my face, is it the sign of me getting aged?
Oh my legs are tingling, I am feeling numbness in my legs, I am aged already, can it be the sign of me getting diabetes?
Oh my eye sights getting weak, oh I am forgetting things, oh I am feeling so weak, I am not good at bed these days, not feeling energetic, oh this, oh that, what not, you blame everything on age!!!

Forget about this for a while and lets talk physics

Do you know what entropy means?
Ok lets not waste more time and will start off immediately. Entropy in a very simple terminology is the state of a matter or look at it as state of any object including we human beings. Low Entropy means by definition is a state which is very stable and high entropy means a state which is unstable. Take for example a baby has very low entropy because it is just born and very rarely does it have any disease but an adult has high entropy because he would have had series of diseases in his life and has become quite unstable.

By the way why are we discussing this? Oh ya I forgot, we were supposed to discuss something on age, isnt it?

I bought a shoe very long back, infact years back, but I am not getting to wear it at all, coz I have to get up very early in the morning and will not find time to wear my shoes at all. Very recently I wore the shoes on a friends birthday party and it was looking so new and so wonderful.

Did it ring the bells?

Entropy, new shoes, baby and an adult, bla bla bla
Are you thinking what am I speaking?
Ya I am well in my senses and speaking the right thing!!!

Why dint the shoes get old and look ugly but was still looking so new after years?
Is there any correlation? Yes, the shoes was kept intact without using it.
True any object looks gud n new if there is not much wear n tear, isnt it?

It is very similar with we human beings as well. Take the case of a baby, the baby looks like a baby coz there is not much wear n tear of the body. We adult grow more mature, prone to diseases and have high entropy coz of the life style which I would call the wear and tear.
A person with the very gud life style has very less wear n tear and is not much prone to diseases and has relatively less entropy and he will be stronger and he need not bother about diabetes, looking older, feeling week etc etc etc.

Gud life style for me means as basic as feeding at the right time, sleeping at the right time, sleep for good amount of time, no drinks, no fagging, no junkies, exercise, a lil yoga, drinking lots of water, green tea, no soda or cold drinks etc etc.

So if one has the good life style he is 18 always and nothing to do with the age.

I am 18 till I die, are you???




What say?

Do you have any "LUCK"

One day God introduced the term LUCK to this world and said Luck is a CERTAINTY lottery and explained why it is a certainty lottery as below -

"Me, the God of the universe, give all you humans the much awaited opportunity in the form of the Luck. This opportunity, is certain to be got, by all you humans in one form or the other, based on your hardwork and loyalty and many other factors. I, being the sole owner of this concept, define the rules of the big game called The Luck. According to which, every day I put the names of all the contenders in a big huge container and proceed further. Since the probability of each of the contender getting the Luck in such a case is very low [1/number of contenders], I take all the names of contenders who has worked hard and very hard out into another container so that the probability will increase. Similarly this type of filtering of contenders based on there hardwork, loyalty and many other factors continues till I get a handful contenders into a small container. Once I do this, I pick the name of that contender from the container and he deserves to get this opportunity called LUCK. So you humans dont forget to put your hardwork and loyalty in any work you do and dont miss out of this great opportunity called LUCK".

"Balls to you" - Does it make sense

"Balls to you. Balls to you tooooo", two guys fighting.
I am wondering, irrespective of the gender, does it really make sense!!!
what does this mean??

Guy to Guy or Gal to Gal - do they want to share!!! disgusting.
Guy to Gal or Gal to Guy - they like to share and nothing bad about it, not so effective too.

In all the above cases, it seems it doesnt make much sense to me, so wats the point bout "Balls to you"!!!


Still wondering...

Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

Ya I know many of you seeing stars when you read the title. Let me be clear on it. Allan Turing invented Turing Machine simply because he dint have anything to do for Time Pass and this subsequently evolved into a Computer which people now use to Time Pass by playing games, chatting, orkutting etc etc.. and hence Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

The only difference is that - Time Pass that the computer scientists make for developing technology is heavily paid but the Time Pass we do using those technology is not paid. So guys you decide on which kind of Time Pass to make..

"What kinda time pass I am doing brrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

The Truth Disclosed

The truth disclosed -

Why do u think that
"A handsome guy will not get beautiful gal, and a beautiful gal will not get a handsome guy as a partner".
This is very true and it is universally accepted fact.

Einstein:
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Theory of Relativity - According to this, when u see a couple, either girl will be good in relative to the boy or boy will be good in relative to the girl and hence the above fact. That is if a guy is handsome,
and u compare girl with the handsome guy obviously gal will not look beautiful and viceversa.

Just for the crazy geeks!!!!

When to propose a gal!!!!!

Lemma:
Knowing the exact time when to propose a girl is a NP Hard Problem.

Proof:

Lets prove this by "Proof By Induction"

Basis:
When G=0, i.e., when there is no girl [read as he is a looser], forget proposing a girl, finding a girl itself is NP Hard

Induction:
Case 1): Movie DARR - Starring "ShahRukh, Juhi"
If we consider this example our hero Shahhhhhhh never proposed his KKKKKKirannnnnn
Fearing that, if he proposes he might loose her. He goes mad and he finally goes gods grace.

Case 2): This young generation is so fast that they propose very quickly and really quickly,
so quickly that they will hear the comment "We met just a few minutes ago and u proposed, you looser" by the young ladies out there.

Considering the above cases, to get to know the average time when to propose a gal is very tough, infact its NP Hard i.e.,
its exponential, even gods are working on it since ages...

Final Touch:
Ishq leta hai jaan, the famous song by Akshay kumar in some movie is the strong proof for the lemma
and hence proved.

What do u get out of the Lemma??
Never ever try doing this... Lucky are those guys who gets the good polynomial time reply from the gals in a supporting way..
Just take it lite... and let them propose you..
Have fun guys..