Do you have any "LUCK"

One day God introduced the term LUCK to this world and said Luck is a CERTAINTY lottery and explained why it is a certainty lottery as below -

"Me, the God of the universe, give all you humans the much awaited opportunity in the form of the Luck. This opportunity, is certain to be got, by all you humans in one form or the other, based on your hardwork and loyalty and many other factors. I, being the sole owner of this concept, define the rules of the big game called The Luck. According to which, every day I put the names of all the contenders in a big huge container and proceed further. Since the probability of each of the contender getting the Luck in such a case is very low [1/number of contenders], I take all the names of contenders who has worked hard and very hard out into another container so that the probability will increase. Similarly this type of filtering of contenders based on there hardwork, loyalty and many other factors continues till I get a handful contenders into a small container. Once I do this, I pick the name of that contender from the container and he deserves to get this opportunity called LUCK. So you humans dont forget to put your hardwork and loyalty in any work you do and dont miss out of this great opportunity called LUCK".

"Balls to you" - Does it make sense

"Balls to you. Balls to you tooooo", two guys fighting.
I am wondering, irrespective of the gender, does it really make sense!!!
what does this mean??

Guy to Guy or Gal to Gal - do they want to share!!! disgusting.
Guy to Gal or Gal to Guy - they like to share and nothing bad about it, not so effective too.

In all the above cases, it seems it doesnt make much sense to me, so wats the point bout "Balls to you"!!!


Still wondering...

Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

Ya I know many of you seeing stars when you read the title. Let me be clear on it. Allan Turing invented Turing Machine simply because he dint have anything to do for Time Pass and this subsequently evolved into a Computer which people now use to Time Pass by playing games, chatting, orkutting etc etc.. and hence Technology is to Time Pass and for Time Pass.

The only difference is that - Time Pass that the computer scientists make for developing technology is heavily paid but the Time Pass we do using those technology is not paid. So guys you decide on which kind of Time Pass to make..

"What kinda time pass I am doing brrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

The Truth Disclosed

The truth disclosed -

Why do u think that
"A handsome guy will not get beautiful gal, and a beautiful gal will not get a handsome guy as a partner".
This is very true and it is universally accepted fact.

Einstein:
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Theory of Relativity - According to this, when u see a couple, either girl will be good in relative to the boy or boy will be good in relative to the girl and hence the above fact. That is if a guy is handsome,
and u compare girl with the handsome guy obviously gal will not look beautiful and viceversa.

Just for the crazy geeks!!!!

When to propose a gal!!!!!

Lemma:
Knowing the exact time when to propose a girl is a NP Hard Problem.

Proof:

Lets prove this by "Proof By Induction"

Basis:
When G=0, i.e., when there is no girl [read as he is a looser], forget proposing a girl, finding a girl itself is NP Hard

Induction:
Case 1): Movie DARR - Starring "ShahRukh, Juhi"
If we consider this example our hero Shahhhhhhh never proposed his KKKKKKirannnnnn
Fearing that, if he proposes he might loose her. He goes mad and he finally goes gods grace.

Case 2): This young generation is so fast that they propose very quickly and really quickly,
so quickly that they will hear the comment "We met just a few minutes ago and u proposed, you looser" by the young ladies out there.

Considering the above cases, to get to know the average time when to propose a gal is very tough, infact its NP Hard i.e.,
its exponential, even gods are working on it since ages...

Final Touch:
Ishq leta hai jaan, the famous song by Akshay kumar in some movie is the strong proof for the lemma
and hence proved.

What do u get out of the Lemma??
Never ever try doing this... Lucky are those guys who gets the good polynomial time reply from the gals in a supporting way..
Just take it lite... and let them propose you..
Have fun guys..